Hilarious things Daughter has said in the past 24 Hours:
Me: "Where should we take Papa for lunch today?"
Daughter: "Mom, let's take him to the sushi (suuuue-she) place. Do you like sushi, Papa?"
Papa: "Uhhh, no."
Daughter: "Oh, but Papa! You are BIG!" You should like sushi! It is very Sophisticated. I do not like sashimi (sash-eeeemeee) now, but I will when I am BIG!"*
After pouring her hot chocolate:
Me: "Here you go. May I have some of your hot chocolate, too?"
Daughter: "Just be patient dear. Mommy, you are a dear."
After spilling her hot chocolate from her teeny tiny tea cup onto the counter and then being caught finger painting:
Me: "It's not a whoops-e-daisy if you pour it on purpose."
Daughter: "Oh, you're right, its interpretive dance."**
*She considers "getting sushi" to include a bowl of miso soup, a cup of rice with 'spicy (soy) sauce' and maybe a bite of fried bit from a roll.
**We are BIG into LILLY BOOKS around here.